as a member of the up the kyber subcommitte i floor the motion that under no circumstances shall the said debait be moved from the former darts room of the old arcade to the phil

hot news item , in a MOD news item today it was reveiled today that the armed forces are being culled of welsh men to man a super regiment to be deployed in the kyber pass , sources close to MOD that wish to be unamed told reporters that the method of operation is to drop barrels of brains sa behind the taliban , in a related news item today brains brewery told bbc wales that is is "'backing the attack" with the sas , sa super strenght a export only version of the breakfast of champions

it could be done by means of video conferencing on shared channels so that we could sell tickets for the big event ( payments via paypal ). The worlds first online 25 pint smackdown!

lol...I suggest an independent adjudicator and a three way competition

wait a mo let a squadie judge a drinking contest you want to die of thirst the bugger will swill it all judging if its fit for compertion ,

Pffft! You'll have to use Drunquis of Queensberry Rules: referee must imbibe two shots for each beer or shot consumed by each contestant. I'm sure you're up to it, Gaz! (look at the welsh kilts debate, hysterical)

Back in mate, been away training muppeteer platoon.Love the Welsh working man dress debate, massive entertainment value, but over the head of a lot of members I'm sure.Keep it coming Dave, you are an icon for me on this site, dont let that soft college boy Shaw out debate you. You two should have a drinking contest, I'll referee.

sounds good...of course this must be referred t o the welsh troops sodding around up the khyber sub committee... they are mostly to be found in the Old Arcade

i got a great idea why dont we start a fund to supply welsh troops going up the kyber pass with barrette 50 cal sniper rifles or better still lee enfield 303 s with a 12inch bayonett you can get a mint 303 for $125 , far better than the pop guns they are sending the up there with

All requests for baby wipes on the NW frontier are currently rated top secret by the MOD.

My sources in the Welsh military have informed me that he is on manouvers somewhere on the South Coast of England...his precise whereabouts are a matter of the utmost secrecy.

off sodding around the north west frontier again , does he know how much bullets cost the tax payer? and then he wants baby wipes cant make do with real mod sandpaper ,
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