On a day that God created the worms

He was in a joyful mood.

He made the trichina and the leech

And he saw that it was good.

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He made worms that dwell in our muscles

And worms that live in our eyes.

Then he leaned back and looked at his work

And he thought creation is nice!

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He fashioned red wrigglers and braided them

In a pattern he liked a lot.

Then he created the tapeworm and

He practiced the necktie knot.