Scandal Rocks Americymru Clown Competition
There was uproar today at the Americymru command bunker amidst allegations of massive vote-rigging in the Clown of the Month Competition. The leading contestant in the poll was disqualified after evidence of duplicate voting on a massive scale was unearthed."Some people will go to any lengths to win this prestigious award", said Dai Twaddle , the Americymru Humor Supremo. "Obviously the prospect of winning first prize brings out the worst in people." The first prize is:- " A tacky photoshop job on your profile pic portraying you with a clowns hat, false beard and glasses"The contestant at the center of the vote-rigging storm, who shall remain nameless ( Gareth Williams ) responded to the allegations this morning by saying:- " I won it fair and square...there's nothing in the rules against cheating".Amidst demands for a recount and comparisons with another famous electoral controversy in 2000, runner-up Linda Hall was declared the first "Americymru Clown of the Month". She will be rewarded in due course with the aforementioned tacky photoshop job and with a free ad for her website in our new classified ads page launching this weekend.
we added the nose at the last moment by popular request
Any second now
Were working on this now...but its friday...progress is slow ...we have beer to drink...the bulbous nose request has been passed on to the graphics department.
Yes! Let's see Linda with a beard and all... how about a red bulbous nose too!