North Wales Candidate For Death Star Driver Position - If Vacant
In response to the recent White House.gov petition for the USA to build a Death Star I would like to point out that there is a bloke in North Wales who works for the council who has considerable experience driving one of these contraptions. He used to drive a double decker until he got upgraded.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57564261-1/the-empire-gloats-over-white-house-death-