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Okay so Im not the greatest author in the world. Maybe I
will never make the best seller lists but thats no excuse for ripping me off.




As Indie authors we know how difficult and time consuming it
can be promoting our books. Sometimes I feel like Hansel lost in a forest of
social media never able to find my way out with new trees being planted around
me all the time. HELP!!! Then one day I discovered a clearing in the wood. It
wasnt a house made of candy but an enormous edifice called Amazon - pretty appropriate
for an empire in the forest!




I was enticed inside with the promise of self publishing on
Amazons incredible electronic device called the Kindle. Amazon dangled before
my eyes a dazzling array of world wide distribution rights and sales channels.
I was tempted. Well more than tempted actually. I didnt think twice. No more
submitting work to publishing houses who just werent interested or agents who
were even less so. The publishing dragon had been slain, or so I thought.




At the moment I am wondering if Amazon is my Knight In
Shining Armour or an Emissary of the Dark Side.




WHY the sudden change of heart?




Its all down to personal experience.



My first published book on Amazons Kindle was a novella
entitled A Christmas Carol Revisited. It had received an excellent review on BBC
Radio Wales and in December 2012 the New York City Bar Association adapted it
for a concert in the City Bar
Building in Manhattan
that proved a great success. I duly got some sales on Amazon.




So far so good, with Christmas fast approaching I bombarded
my Twitter (4,000+) account with promotional tweets courtesy of Social Oomph. APOLOGIES TO ALL MY TWITTER FOLLOWERS I BOMBARDED!!!! Guest bloggers promoted it on their sites and my Google+ groups also got the
full treatment! While I wasnt expecting to top the best seller list I was
expecting some sales. Some hope, NADA, NOTHING, NOWT!!! Not one measly sale
showed up in my reports for November or December. I had more sales on Create Space and I hadn't done any promotion for any of them.




Okay, youre probably thinking this is the case of another
deluded would be writer with no talent and less hope having a gripe. You may be
right but unfortunately my experience is not unique. John R Clark, Managing Editor at Age View
Press wrote on this very issue under the title:






Alright! Seems like there might just be a wicked witch
lurking in them thar woods. So, what to do?



As I see it we can sit back and hope things improve OR do
something about it ourselves.



BUT WHAT - How can we possible influence the LEVIATHAN that
AMAZON has become?




I have an idea. Take a look at the lottery widget on the right
sidebar.



What I propose is that we set up our own AUTHORS LOTTERY
using the free widget (see sidebar).



Instead of winning money everybody who opts in would have to
agree to buy or download the winning authors book (reasonably priced or free!)
either from Amazon or from the Authors website.



At least this way the winner each week would know for
certain that their book had been downloaded x number of times and could check
with their Amazon Sales Reports.
It would also give most Authors a much needed
boost as well as a little income. Everything would of course be based on TRUST.




HOW IT WOULD WORK



Every Friday at 11.00 GMT
I would click the Pick a new Lotto Number button on this blog.



The author whose number was drawn would be notified. His/her
name and details of where to download his/her book would be publicized on this
blog.




TO MAKE IT WORTHWHILE WE WOULD ONLY START ONCE WE HAVE 50
AUTHORS SUBSCRIBED.





To show your commitment all you need do is enter your email
address and name in the subscription box
. Once you have done this I will
allocate a number. Mine for example is 1.



I will set up another page on the blog with each others
name next to their allocated number.



I am using a free version of GET
RESPONSE software for the simple reason if not enough interest is shown after
posting this blog I will abandon the idea. I dont intend wasting money
pointlessly also. . .



AS A WRITER YOU ALL KNOW
HOW PRECIOUS TIME IS! None of us can afford to waste it.




Hopefully enough of us will grasp the potential of what
authors can do if we decide to stand together and help each other.

To make it worth your while subscribing I plan to run a number of courses designed to help you promote your books using social media. These will be delivered by email and the first course focuses on Twitter. It's called The Twitter Authors Marketing Crash Course. Some of the things you will learn about include:

  • The man who has made it his business to help authors build their readership on Twitter.
  • Free tools that will make your Twitter marketing extremely effective.
  • Integrating Twitter tools in Wordpress.
  • How to chat in 'real time' with your followers.
  • How to schedule regular postings using free or paid tools.
  • The basic rule you MUST follow.
  • Mistakes to avoid at all cost.

Please email me if you have any thoughts or suggestions at
philiprowlands@ymail.com
WARNING: I am a married man and therefore impervious to abuse.




I think its's time for us Kindle authors to circle the wagons! What about you?

Next Week
Expand Your Literary Horizons.
Also - update on the Author's Lottery.

Fireworks - An Interview With Sera


By Ceri Shaw, 2014-02-19

Fireworks In The USA September - November 2014


AmeriCymru spoke to Welsh singer songwriter Sarah Louise Owen ( Sera ) about her new EP, 'Fireworks' and her plans for a US tour in September - November this year.



AmeriCymru: Hi Sera and many thanks for agreeing to be interviewed by AmeriCymru. When did you first become interested in Music? How did you develop as a singer/songwriter?

Sera: I have always loved music, since a little girl. I started piano lessons when I was about 8 and I was hooked! I loved the possibilities of it...a whole row of keys that all sounded different, and how you could make up something completely your own! I was an only child, so spent a lot of time in my own world, writing and playing music. I developed a love of writing and poems and somehow I got to the point of combining those words, with the melodies I would be writing on the piano and making songs.

AmeriCymru: You recently released an EP. Care to introduce it for our readers?

Sera: I self-released an album at the end of 2012 called Dream Catcher. That album got some airplay on BBC Radio Wales and in turn got me noticed by managers in Cardiff, and I have been working with them for nearly a year now. They have helped me make my career more focused and we re-released some of those album songs as an EP called SERA.

It was released in October last year and launched at the London Welsh Centre. Fireworks has probably been the most played song from the EP and there is a nice video on Youtube that I a really clever mix of live action and animation.

AmeriCymru: You have also released several successful Welsh language records via SAIN Records including Tir na Nog and the Creithiau EP . What can you tell us about these? Any plans for future Welsh language recordings?

Sera: I released Tir Na Nog with Sain in 2005, followed by the Creithiau EP which was a collabaration between myself, Martin Allcock and Canadian songwriter team Tia McGraff and Tommy Parham. I then stepped away from Sain in order to focus a little on my English language music. I then also recorded another Welsh album on my own label, called Ar Goll. I like being able to work bilingually, reaching different audiences and introducing the language to people and countries that know very little about Wales, and especially the language. I am currently working on a new Welsh language EP which will be a collection of co-writes and duets with other Welsh artists.

AmeriCymru: You have toured America in the past. Care to tell us a little about your experiences in the US? Any plans for future visits? .

Sera: I've been over twice now and loved it. Apparently over 70% of my download sales are from the US! So that tells me that people over there are liking what I do and it seems right that I come over and do a proper tour this year with the next album. And so, I have that planned for September-November this year. In the process of booking now, so if anyone has suggestions or can offer me gigs, radio sessions, anything like that, please get in touch! It all really helps. What I love about the US audience is their enthusiasm for music and how they embrace it. That sort of atmosphere is great for a singer-songwriter and I think brings out a better performance.

AmeriCymru: Where can people go online to buy 'Fireworks' and your other albums?

Sera: All my releases are available to download from iTunes or Amazon. You can also get physical copies from Amazon and my website.

AmeriCymru: What's next for Sera? Any new recordings in the works?

Sera: I'm working on a new album, currently haf way through recording it. I'm recording it in Cardiff, but I'm based in Caernarfon, so it's taking a bit longer to record due to distance and other commitments. But I aim to get t done in the next few months. As I mentioned before I also am working on the Welsh EP of co-writes too. Just very busy this year with music and events. All kinds of things happening - I'm writing a blog on my website so I can let people know what's going on.

AmeriCymru: Any final message for the readers and members of AmeriCymru?

Sera: We're getting close to Dydd Gwyl Dewi / St David's Day. Hope you all enjoy the day, in whichever was you celebrate it! I'll be doing two gigs. One in Bala on the Friday then down to Pembroke on the Saturday . Can't wait! I look forward to coming over to the US this year and hope to see some AmeriCymru members and readers at gigs and to hear my new material. Thanks for supporting Welsh artists! Would love to hear from anyone so do contact me on Facebook.com/serasongs or twitter.com/serasongs . .

Links:

www.seraofficial.com

Facebook.com/serasongs

Twitter.com/serasongs

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AmeriCymru: Hi Meghan and many thanks for agreeing to be interviewed by AmeriCymru. Can I first ask you, what is your Welsh background and how did you become involved with the Welsh Lacrosse team?

Meghan: Hello Ceri! Thank you so much for this opportunity. It really is a pleasure to become a part of such a great organization as AmeriCymru. My Maternal Grandfather, John Probert was born and raised in the very small town of Pontblyddyn in Northern Wales, just outside of Mold. To make a long story short, he relocated here to the US after WWII and started a family. When I was the age of 7 or 8 years old, he moved here to Houston, Texas to live with our family where he stayed until his passing in 2003. This made him somewhat of a third parent to me. He was never boastful about Wales nor did he speak Welsh in the home (even though he was fluent) but was always on hand to answer questions and tell stories for geography of history projects for school.

We also kept in touch with his relatives who remained in Wales and continue to do so to this day. After he passed in 2003, our family of 8 travelled together to Wales to spread his ashes. We spent almost 2 weeks there and immediately felt right at home with the extended family, the way of life, and the big personalities! I suppose that trip is what initially sparked our desire to connect to our "roots" that were never really a forefront in our home growing up.

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.....it was a large feat to get over there (Thanks Dad!) but it was one of the best "Workcations" I've ever had.

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As per the second part of the question, my younger brother Trey was playing lacrosse for a small university. My father (non-Welsh but has adopted the heritage) contacted the team in 2009 to see if there was any interest in having him tryout for the squad, in hopes to make the Senior Men's Team for the FIL World Lacrosse Championships which were being held in Manchester July, 2010. Management agreed to have him come participate in the August 2009 Celtic Cup and again in May 2010 for the British National Championships.

Trey made the squad! We were all very excited for him as it is such an accomplishment. Once he made the squad, my qualifications as an Athletic Trainer working collegiate women's lacrosse came up and management ended up extending an invitation to join the team for the Worlds. Needless to say, it was a large feat to get over there (Thanks Dad!) but it was one of the best "Workcations" I've ever had. Since that time, I have kept in touch with most, if not all, of the squad through social media, e-mails, and the team online forum. When it came time for the team to start planning for Denver, I reached out to one of the Captains, Paul Simpson to inquire if they would be interested in having me on staff again. Needless to say, they jumped on the chance to have the help and we began preparing.

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The Welsh team makes its entrance at the European Championships in Amsterdam 2012

The follow up question most people ask is "What is an Athletic Trainer exactly"? Here in the US, an Athletic Trainer is a healthcare professional who has completed a Bachelor program (at minimum) at an accredited university. I am board certified as well as licensed to practice in Texas. We specialize in all aspects of sports medicine which include but are not limited to: injury prevention, management of emergencies, assessment, evaluation, and treatment of injuries and conditions, rehabilitation, environmental factors such as weather, altitude, playing conditions, sport performance, nutrition, organization and administration in regards to providing medical care. More information on Athletic Trainers can be found at athletictrainers.org

AmeriCymru: What is the challenge facing the team in preparation for their appearance at the FIL Championships in Denver this year?

Meghan: There are many great challenges facing the team as they prepare for this summers endeavor at the World Championships. As a whole, the final team roster was finalized this past January. Now that the final roster is in place, they really have to come together as a unit on the playing field while only having a handful of weekend training sessions together and a few games prior to the trip in July. Every last person on the team from player, to coaches, to myself have a day job. So making the commitment to train in the gym, on the lacrosse field, watching video, going over play books, as well as healing any injuries along the way (right now there are several) just shows the character and determination of everyone involved.

In addition, I feel the biggest monster is funding. The team is in no way sponsored by Wales Sport and is coming up with ALL of our funding on our own through personal donations and sponsorships. It is a high undertaking to say the least. Finally, logistics are a big task as well. Team management has to coordinate the 30+ official travel party, all of the equipment, medical supplies, etc. It surely is a huge undertaking.

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The team is in no way sponsored by Wales Sport and is coming up with ALL of our funding on our own through personal donations and sponsorships.

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Team Picture from theWorld Championship in Manchester - 2010

AmeriCymru: What fund raising initiatives are in place already? Where can people go to help?

Meghan: There are many fundraising initiatives already in place. The major one is that the website is set-up to receive donations electronically. The website is www.waleslacrosse.com If a person wished to donate, they can do so from either the donations tab (and choose which persons portion of funding they would like to contribute it to) or from that persons individual biography page, which are listed under "the squad" tab. Individually, we are all doing whatever we can to create PR, seek donations and sponsorships, and save money ourselves.

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The Welsh team in action Amsterdam 2012

AmeriCymru: How has the Welsh team fared in previous championships?

Meghan: The Welsh team has progressively gotten better in each showing of the Worlds and we hope to continue to improve in this years endeavor. The teams rank for the overall tournament in the 1998 games held in Baltimore, Maryland, US was 11th... out of 11. The next Worlds in 2002, held in Perth, Australia showed slight improvement with a final standing of 12th out of a pool of 15 nations.

In 2006 in London, Ontario, Canada the team held a rank of 13th our of a whopping 21 nations. The 2010 World Championships held in Manchester, UK was an even better showing. The team won their division 3-0 and ended the tournament 11th out of a record 29 nations. I was a part of that squad and I can say that each game was a tough fight with many close scores and one overtime loss. It was a grueling 2 weeks of competition and practices with only 1 day completely off.

AmeriCymru: The Denver 2014 Team has already been announced. Care to tell us a little about the players?

Meghan: The final roster for the Dragons (the Men's Senior Squad) is composed of 23 fine men. Over half of these players were one the 2010 squad, while others are from the U19 team, University teams, and players who have been on various squads and clubs associated with Wales Lacrosse for many years. As a group, they come from all over Wales, some residing there still and others residing in other parts of the UK.

The team has a lot of experience mixed in with the new players to hopefully bring their best to the competition. They are striving for solid work in all aspects form attack to goal tending. I think we have a rather strong squad this year even though I was sad to see some familiar players from the last Worlds not making the final roster this time. I know it was a tough decision for the coaching staff but the team is confident that they are putting their best on the pitch in Denver.

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At the last World's endeavors I believe I recall 2 of the players doing an amazing version of Tom Jones Karaoke! I also know there are many practical jokes as my brother had to eat an entire leek!

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My personal impression of this group from my experience with them in 2010 is that they are extremely talented in lacrosse, passionate, and quite full of personality. While they work to no end to better their game individually as players, whether in defense, mid-field, attack or in goal they also provide the much needed comic relief to the experience of the Worlds. For example, they have an elected Fine Master (Andrew Hopkins) to collect fines of $1 for various infractions some valid to others decided by players and coaches on the fly. A valid fine is being tardy to a team meeting or being late to pay your fine which are due within the 24hour period.

An example of the more comical is my fine for having a shamrock tattoo (in honor of the Irish side of my family and our reunion in 2005)! All fine money is collected throughout the games and is used to buy our beers for an end-of-championships team party. At the last World's endeavors I believe I recall 2 of the players doing an amazing version of Tom Jones Karaoke! I also know there are many practical jokes as my brother (along with 3 other rookies) had to eat an entire leek! All in all, they are en eclectic group of individuals full of personality and talent, but most of all very driven to do their best on and off the pitch as we represent Wales in Denver.

AmeriCymru: Can you tell us a little about the competition itself. Over how many days is it played? What sort of attendance will it attract? Will it be covered by major sporting channels internationally?

Meghan: The competition itself is one of the most amazing experiences I've been a part of. In 2010, all of the Senior teams stayed at Manchester University in the dormitories, ate in the dining halls, and played at their fields. We built relationships with people from other teams/countries, had quite a few funny experiences (the team ended up being featured on a lacrosse website for the Boat Race they competed in against the German team after the last day of competition), as well as witnessed the best lacrosse in the world.

We shared a dormitory with Team Bermuda, I had breakfast in the dining hall with arguably the most famous and talented lacrosse player in the world, Paul Rabil, and we shared pints in the pubs with players, coaches, staff, and fans from all over the globe on occasion. I would imagine it is much like staying in an Olympic Village and participating in the Olympics. I have no doubt Denver will be an even better experience and on a much larger scale!

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We .... had quite a few funny experiences the team ended up being featured on a lacrosse website for the Boat Race they competed in against the German team after the last day of competition.

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Welsh Lacrosse team v Germany - Boat race!

As for 2014? The team will be arriving a week prior to competition to do an acclimatization program due to the high altitude. Denver is literally the Mile High City being 1mile above sea level and that can pose a formidable challenge to ones fitness and performance abilities. The tournament itself is a 2 week long competition which includes practices as well as competitions. The teams will be staying at Denver University and playing at Dick's Sporting Goods Park in Denver, Colorado which features an 18,000 seat stadium and is surrounded by 24 playing fields.

The competition itself will begin with Opening Ceremonies on July 10 and end with the Championship Game and Closing Ceremonies on July 19, 2014 . ESPN has already announced that it will be airing unprecedented coverage of the games. Coverage will include 60 games on all of its ESPN channels as well as ESPN3, which is online.

While the official Worlds is being played, there will also be the World Lacrosse Festival. The Festival is open to club, amateur, and university teams from all over the world. The festival is aiming for 220 teams to register and range in ages 11 to 60+! Needless to say it will be an extremely busy time with Denver expecting 20,000 out-of-town visitors in addition to the 5-7,000 in-town participants and spectators.

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Meghan McKay doing a sideline injury evaluation and taping during a match in 2010.


AmeriCymru: Any final message for the readers and members of AmeriCymru?

Meghan: I suppose to wrap up, I'd like to express what a massive this commitment is to each one of us individually. For myself, I will be taking over 3 weeks off of work (some of it unpaid) in order to work for this squad. I'm not intending to whine as this is completely my choice but it is definitely an experience that while it cannot be beaten, also takes a lot out of a person. In 2010, I worked along side the team for 2 weeks providing my sports medicine expertise to these men. In 2014, I have my work cut out for me as they may not have another AT or Physio traveling with the squad and will have a few players coming off of massive injuries (one is currently recovering from an Achilles Tendon Repair) .

This will put me in charge of all aspects of the squads medical needs which can range from my usual taping, stretching, on-field acute care, injury evaluation and assessment, daily pre- and post-game treatments to the unexpected such as coordinating any trips to urgent care facilities managing those who may come down with the flu, food poisoning, etc. I hope we do not have to deal with any of that, but I have to be ready for anything! All of that is just me! The coaches will be charged with scouting teams, practice plans, game strategy, etc. The players put their heart, souls, and bodies physically out there day in and day out for the duration.

We need all the help we can get whether it is financial donations and sponsorships to support for the squad as we represent Wales on this grand stage! Even the smallest commitment from the members of AmeriCymru (a $20 donation to letters of encouragement) is GREATLY appreciated. Wales is a small, yet amazing place and we often stick together like family. We need that family now as we try make new history for Wales Lacrosse.

Ceri, again I cannot thank you enough for this opportunity to speak to you regarding this. In the lacrosse community we often have a saying of "Lax for Life" as it describes how passionate we each are about the sport. Once you begin a life in lacrosse, it never stops. This has been an amazing opportunity to allow your readers and members to enter this world and learn a little bit of how Wales is a part of it! Thank you!

Cymru am Byth!

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Eoin Dragon: This is Eoin Dunne. The team votes a "Man of the Match" following each game and he has to don the Dragon outfit the remainder of the day! This was Eoin in 2010 and he definitely wore it with pride!


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This is a pic and directions for Welsh Cakes from Emily Clark, who's in the Welsh language meetup group Ceri and I started going to in Portland. She did heart-shaped Welsh cakes and I thought they looked awsesome. She told me she got a set of varied-size heart cookie cutters at Target and that's what she used, see the picture at the bottom.

WELSH CAAAKES!

I use the recipe from the King Arthur Flour website, but I made a few changes to it that are small but noticeable, so I'll just send you the version that I do rather than link you to theirs:

Ingredients:


  • 3 cups flour
  • 1 cup sugar 2
  • tsp baking powder
  • 1tsp salt
  • 1 tsp nutmeg
  • 1 cup butter (2 sticks)
  • 1 cup cranberries (traditionally currants but cranberries are preferred in my house!)
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 2 large eggs

Preparation:

  1. Pop the two sticks of butter into the freezer before you do anything else, because you'll need to grate them and having them frozen makes it a tiny bit less messy (you can not freeze them and cut them into pats when you're ready to add them to the mix, but I find that it's way, WAY easier just to grate them...mixes better).
  2. beat two eggs into a measuring cup, add vanilla extract, and then add milk until you've got 3/4 cup liquid.
  3. Mix together dry ingredients (flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, nutmeg).
  4. Grate one stick of butter into bowl of dry ingredients, then mix together until evenly dispersed/fairly crumbly.
  5. Grate in the second stick of butter, then mix again until fairly crumbly.
  6. Mix in cranberries (or currants).
  7. Add in the egg mixture, and mix until the dough is moistened. The easiest way I've found to do this without having a frustrating, sticky mess everywhere is to pour the mixture in, then turn the dough over and over with one of those long mixing spoons until it's mixed relatively well. Then I use my hands to squish all of the dough together until it's thoroughly moist and you can hold it all in a big ball. I hope that makes sense! It's a lot easier than trying to mix it all with a spoon, trust me.
  8. Turn your dough out onto a well-floured surface and cut it in half (you have to do this in two parts because it's enough dough to make a TON of cakes. Too much for one go!). Set one half aside.
  9. Roll out first half of dough until it's about 1/4" thick, then start cutting out your cakes! They can be any shape you want, I typically do circles. You'll have to constantly flour the cutter and the surface of the dough due to the supreme stickiness.
  10. Once you've got all of your cakes cut out of both halves of dough, start heating your pan. It's supposed to be done on a griddle, but if you don't have one then a skillet should do. We've got a pancake griddle that works perfectly. You want to heat it on a medium low-medium setting (I put it just below the 5, if your stove has numbers).
  11. Place cakes on the pan, and let sit for about 3-5 minutes depending on the heat of your stove. You'll know when to flip them because there won't be anymore sizzling butter around the bottom edge, and the top of them will be rounded and puffy, without much sweat left on them. When you flip them over, they should be golden brown on the bottom. If not, let the other side cook through and then flip it over again to brown the bottom a bit more, or else they'll fall apart more easily.
  12. Sprinkle the tops with sugar.
  13. Brew a pot of black tea, sit back, and enjoy.

heart shaped welshcakes

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Oh great! sighed the office clerk.

You again! she continued.

I t—t--hought this was a Job Centre PlusI thought you w-w-WERE the Plus! said Colin Nimmo as he said down in front of the woman.

The pair were the oddest couple since Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau.. only much uglier.

He looked more like a younger version of Arthur Mullard and she like a moose with a migraine.

I thought I found you a job a little over a week ago! she sniggered .

You know what you were doing putting me in the telephone c-c-call centre! said Colin accusingly.

It was Talk-Talk! she said without looking up .

I thought it would help Mr Firth! she said condescendingly.

You know my name is N-n-n-nimmonot F-f-f-f-firth.you know I can’t pronounce my f-f-f-! said Colin.

That’s easy for you to say.or not as the case may beI have loads of people in everyday looking for work employment in Merthyr is over 98% no wit’s the only growth industry.and I see loads of people every dayI can’t remember them all even the ugly ones like you! replied the jumped-up official.

F-f-f-f funny girl are you asked Colin

Well my name is Fanny Briceas my name badge reads do you read with a stutter too?

F-f-f-fanny Brice.no wonder you act like a C-c-c-*** to everyone that crosses your path! said Colin.

My name is Fannynot F-F-F-Fannyyou sound like Hannibal Lector in the silence of the lambs do you want some F-f-fava beans and nice Chianti too?

replied Miss Brice.

Besides I bet it is the first time you have ever had Fanny on the t-t-t-tip of your t-t-tongue!

Listen here you jumped up pencil pusher.I came here to get a job not be insulted! said Colin indignantly.

Actually, we don’t use pencils any more there is this thing here it is called a computer .intelligent people use it to try and find jobs for losers like you! Fanny spat back .

Look can we stop the f-f-foreplay and f-f-flirting and general f-f-fannying around and get back to you being a Civil’ Servant! asked Colin with a hint of exasperation creeping in.

Okay.now I have had my little power trip what if I start searching for some jobs which you can’t apply for anyway because you have no adequate qualifications, no appropriate work experience or have a snowball in hell’s chance of getting. ! suggested Fanny pretending to helpful.

What about Remploy then asked Colin hopefully.

The Yellow Tories closed it don’t you read the newspapers you sell it’s been all over it was a real Big Issue’. said Fanny.

Okay.I know you don’t believe me because I’m from Merthyr but I really want to workI want a proper job and not like last time where you made me call bingo at Castle Leisure.all the F-f-f- three- f-f-f-firty ---freesome of the poor grannies had died before they got to a f-f-f-full house! .

And no more f-f-fire warden jobs no more voice double for King George V in the Kings Speech.and no more mobile jobs where people are on-pay- as you -go or I’ll abduct you and drop you off in the New Forest in Moose-Hunting season you old cow! threatened Colin raising his voice.

Are you threatening me asked Fanny hand hovering over the security button.

No.I accept that you can stop my benefit if I do not take a job offered to me it is your power trip.and I have no option but to kow-tow to you and your little Red Book you petty Mandarin! replied Colin.

Good as long as you know your place.would you like a chocolate biscuit and a cup of tea she said totally out of character.

Perhaps, agreeing with a public official was a better line than before the old smile at the woman who served him chips approach- would pay dividends.

As he reached across the desk he felt the sting of a ruler smack the back of his hand.

No p-p-pick up a p-p-penguin for you Dole-y! snapped Fanny back on work mode.

Colin felt like punching her in her huge Elken-face but knew the security button would be pressed by the evil creature and he and his family would starve again for months.

So why were you sacked from Talk-Talk Talk Talk asked Fanny.

Did they not like your Double Talk she continued baiting her powerless customer like a cat playing with a trapped mouse.

R-r-racism they objected when I started saying but-but to the clients- I could help itmy stutter is completely involuntary when I get nervous or when I am faced with a beautiful woman it gets worse.I seem to be okay when I talk to you Gnu Faces don’t seem to affect it much! said Colin returning fire.

Do you consider yourself disabled?.having an upside down turkey wattle for a jowl like you tends to put people off that’s way I suggested a job suitable for you is one where you can’t be seen! said Fanny.

How about becoming an assistant rapper there is a job here as a roadie said Fanny pretending to check the screen.

What’s the jokeI suppose I am the next Eminemenenem is it asked Colin.

I was thinking more like MC Stammer.’ said Fanny moving her lips in a weird way.

Good one! said Colin grabbing the computer and spinning it round.

There isn’t any job menu here! he said looking at screen

’Can’t touch this ! said Fanny in Gurnos Ghetto speak-mode pulling it back in doing so expertly covering the security button with her sagging blacksmith’s thumb nipple.

So what that there are no real jobs to offer you in Merthyr they COULD be one coming in at any moment but let’s be realistic you take longer than Paris Hilton to finish a sentence! said Fanny.

As she did so the e-mail beeped on her machine.

Perhaps you are in luck after all. Perhaps there is a job in Galen pharmacy doing REPEAT Prescriptions! she teased.

Colin just sat back and took the abuse until all of a sudden his demeanour changed.

Why the LONG face Moosey got a GNU DEAL for me asked Colin sensing he had the upper hand.

I don’t believe it that e-mail ..it was my boss at Central Office sacking ME! said Fanny

It says here someone has complained about MY behaviour and that I am with immediate effect to switch sides of the desk and sign on! said Fanny still in shock.

If I’m honest said Colin.I don’t need a job I’ve already got one.two now- yours as well I became a Mystery Shopperand you were the one I shopped first!

That’s the trouble with p-p-people like you- the job gets to you in the long run seeing desperate people in desperate situations you become heartless and you take it out on the poor people that you have failed in lifeno man..no children..the only Fanny too ugly for a jump returned unopened or to put it my in- Nimmo-table way..

..........NO STAMMER-INA!

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AmeriCymru spoke to Welsh author Meic Stephens about his new book Rhys Davies: A Writer''s Life. This is the first biography of the "..most prolific, dedicated and accomplished of Welsh prose-writers."

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AmeriCymru: Hi Meic and many thanks for agreeing to be interviewed by AmeriCymru. For any of our readers who are not acquainted with the man and his work, can you explain the importance of Rhys Davies in the history of 20th century Welsh literature?

Meic: Rhys Davies (1901-78) was the most prolific, dedicated and accomplished of Welsh prose-writers. He wrote more than a hundred short stories, some twenty novels, three novellas, an autobiography, two plays and two topographical books about Wales. But it was as a short-story writer that he excelled and influenced other writers. Taking Russian and French writers as his models, he took the form to its limit in objectivity. Before him there was only Caradoc Evans, but he left his mark on later Welsh writers such as Glyn Jones, Gwyn Thomas and Alun Lewis. He was, in short, and by general assent, a master-craftsman in the form.

AmeriCymru: What inspired you to write a biography of Rhys? How did your interest in him evolve?

Meic: I first read him as an undergraduate in the 1950s, and my admiration grew as I worked through his oeuvre. I met him in his London flat in the 1970s and kept in touch until his death. Then, one day in 1990, I was contacted by his brother Lewis Davies who wanted me to set up a Trust in his memory. This I did, with money provided by Lewis, and after Lewis’s death in December 2011, the Trust inherited his entire estate. I became its Secretary. The Trust is chaired by Dai Smith and the other two Trustees are Sam Adams and Peter Finch. Its aims are to keep the writer’s memory green and to promote Welsh writing in English. For example, we put up plaques in memory of writers and help fund the work of Rhys Davies in every possible way. The conference organized by Literature Wales in 2013 was funded by the Trust, which also commissioned me to write the biography.

AmeriCymru: Davies''s autobiography ''Print Of A Hare''s Foot'' is evasive and unreliable. How much of an obstacle was this to you in your research?

Meic: It soon became apparent to me that the events mentioned in Print of a Hare’s Foot didn’t always correspond to the known facts of Rhys’s life. Lewis was a great help in pointing to where the book strayed from what had actually happened. It is particularly misleading in that it tries to hide or camouflage the author’s homosexuality. It must be remembered that homosexuality was illegal in Britain until the Sexual Offences Act of 1967. Rhys was promiscuous as a young man but never mentioned his sexuality or wrote about it, except tangentially. Other facts are contorted or obscured for no apparent reason except that he seemed incapable of giving a straight answer to a straight question about himself. This presents a problem for a biographer who has to know when the false trails laid down by Rhys are leading nowhere and how to decipher the code in which he habitually wrote about the things that mattered to him. His instinctive need to dissemble explains to some extent the detached, almost clinical way in which Rhys observed other people without becoming emotionally involved with them. It gives his prose a chilling quality that some readers admire. He enjoyed no lasting sexual relationship with another person and with the women who found him kind, gentle, witty, charming and excellent company, such as Anna Kavan, he maintained strictly platonic friendships. Above all, he protected his privacy and independence, fearing intrusion into his inner life by anyone who came too close, man or woman. It suited him, too, to have no close companion because he maintained a rigorous work-schedule that left little time for an emotional life. The title of his autobiography was well chosen. The hare is a secretive creature in folklore, said to change its shape while always resolutely remaining itself, sexually active, living by its wits and giving out misleading signals, a symbol of paradox, contradiction and transitoriness, both lucky and unlucky, damned in Deuteronomy as unclean and forbidden, an endangered species, lying low and leaving only the lightest of prints before disappearing into its form in its own mysterious way.

AmeriCymru: Can you tell us a little about his Welsh background? Would it be accurate to describe him as an outsider, a ‘marginal character’?

Meic: Rhys was born in the mining village of Blaenclydach, near Tonypandy in the Rhondda Valley. His parents kept a grocer’s shop known as Royal Stores. He had an elder brother who was killed in the last weeks of the Great War, three sisters who became teachers and a nurse, and another brother,the benjamin of the family, Lewis. Their status as shop-keepers kept them apart from a working-class community on which they relied for custom and which, in turn, was almost wholly dependent on the coal industry: they employed a maid and a man to take deliveries up and down the valley, enjoyed holidays and were never short of food like many of their neighbours. The parents and older children spoke Welsh. Rhys was brought up in chapel but as a teenager began attending services at a church where the services were in English, losing his Welsh along the way. Just before his fourteenth birthday he decided he had had enough of school and left, much to the chagrin of his parents. He spent the next seven years wandering the hills above Rhondda, reading voraciously, and helping his parents in the shop. This last was crucial: he learned to listen to the customers, particularly the womenfolk, with whose tales of woe and misfortune he was able to sympathize. Many critics have remarked upon his ‘feminine’ sensibility and the fact that many of his stories are about women or written from a woman’s point of view. His female characters are brave and resolute, determined to overcome whatever life throws at them while his menfolk are craven creatures, the victims of cruel circumstance. There is very little discussion of politics in his books but he did observe the Tonypandy Riots which brought troops into the Rhondda in 1910.

AmeriCymru: How would you characterise his relationship with the Rhondda?

Meic: I’d say he had a love-hate relationship with the Rhondda. It provided him with material for most of his books, and he knew it. But he found it hard to break away and write about somewhere else. Most critics think his Rhondda stories and novels are far superior to work set elsewhere. He was, however, disgusted by what he saw as the ugliness of the coal-mining community, the muck and mire of the industry and what it did to people’s lives. Although he often went home, especially when money was short or he had nowhere to live, after his parents’ death he had no reason to visit the Rhondda and lost contact with the Valley.

AmeriCymru: Davies was a friend of D.H. Lawrence. Do you think Lawrence influenced his writing in any way?

Meic: He was invited to stay with the Lawrences in the South of France in 1928 and later accompanied them to Paris. He carried the manuscript of Pansies back to London and through the customs which had seized them previously. He had admired the English novelist long before that and there are traces of his influence throughout Davies’s early work, in particular in his depiction of women: the Lawrentian woman appears more than once in his stories. He was aware of it and, as he matured as a novelist, began to shake it off.

AmeriCymru: ''The Black Venus'' was one of his most popular titles. Can you tell us a little about this book? How representative is it of his work?

Meic: Published in 1944, the novel is set in the fictitious village of Ayron in Ceredigion; when Davies wasn’t writing about the Rhondda, he often set his work in west Wales, for which he had a sentimental attachment. It’s a fantasy created around the custom of courting in bed, or bundling, by which a young woman was allowed to receive suitors who would stay the night on, rather than in her bed. The custom was common among the peasantry in the 18 th and 19 th centuries. Opinion seems to be divided as to whether it was observed under conditions of strict chastity, with a bolster placed between the sweethearts, or whether sexual contact was allowed. Olwen Powell, the beautiful young heiress of a large farm, uses it to test the eligibility of various suitors, thus turning the custom on its head, much to the disapproval of the community: the woman is in control and eventually triumphs. Critical opinion is divided about the sexual significance of the Black Venus, a carving which is to be seen in Olwen’s room, though it adds considerably to the amusement of the novel. It is not Davies’s best but it went into several editions.

AmeriCymru: Davies is noted for being a particularly hard working author. Can you tell us something about his work routine , ethic and preferred working environment?

Meic: Except for a few years as a draper’s assistant on first going to London, and a short stint of war-work, Davies managed to live almost wholly by his pen. His meagre income was not supplemented by any teaching, journalism, broadcasting, or hack-work of any kind. He sat on no committees, signed no manifestos, believed no political nostrums or religious dogma, never read his work in public, attended no conferences, never edited a magazine, engaged in no literary squabbles, spurned all cliques, shunned the company of academics, had no taste or talent for self-promotion, joined no literary clubs, never competed for a prize, never sat in judgement on his fellow writers as an adjudicator of literary competitions, and only very rarely as a reviewer of their books. He believed the proper business of the writer was to be writing. Living in rented or borrowed accommodation from which he invariably soon moved on, he maintained a rigorous work-schedule, writing, eating and sleeping in one small room. He cultivated detachment as if by not fully belonging to any one place, he could preserve something of himself, something secret, his inviolable self, which he prized above all else. When immersed in a story, as he often was, he wrote a thousand words a day until it was finished. Domestic comforts, such as a home, a regular partner and some security of income, which make life tolerable for most writers, were not for him. He did not even turn to the anodyne of drink, which has sustained and destroyed so many, though he was not averse to the occasional glass in one of his favourite pubs. As for drugs, he had seen what they had done to the only woman he cared for, the heroin addict Anna Kavan. The only time he was celebrated as a writer was when he won the Edgar – the prize awarded by the Mystery Writers of America – for his story The Chosen One in 1967 . Towards the end of his life he found a new readership in America.

AmeriCymru: Davies was a prolific short story writer. Are there any of his stories that you would particularly recommend?

Meic: The stories I admire most include ‘Nightgown’, ‘Canute’, The Benefit Concert’, ‘Revelation’, ‘The Pits are on the Top’, ‘Weep not my Wanton’, and ‘Resurrection’. Unfortunately it’s difficult to find books by Rhys Davies, except via Amazon. The three-volume Collected Stories I edited in 1998 is no longer available. But there will be several in Dai Smith’s anthology due from Parthian shortly in the Library of Wales. There are also seven in Nightgown , published by Carreg Gwalch. The Rhys Davies Trust is currently considering grant-aid for the Selected Stories .

AmeriCymru: Any final message for the readers and members of AmeriCymru? Why read Rhys Davies?

Meic: Take a look at Amazon to see whether any of his books can be bought there. His novel The Withered Root has been republished in the Library of Wales. You might also read my biography as an introduction to his work! You can read Rhys Davies solely for the literary pleasure it affords. But he was very much of his place and time. His achievement as a writer was that, by the mysterious process we call art, he left work that is timeless and universal, and that still speaks to the human condition.



AmeriCymru spoke to Welsh American author Peter Griffiths about his new novel 'The Mystical Milestone'. Peter will need no introduction to regular AmeriCymru readers. His much-loved first novel 'Tongue-Tied' was a huge success with readers in both Wales and the US.


AmeriCymru: Hi Peter and many thanks for agreeing to be interviewed by AmeriCymru. Care to tell us a little about your forthcoming book - "The Mystical Milestone'?

Peter: Hello Ceri, and many thanks to you as well. As you know, my first novel Tongue Tied was a soaring saga set against a background of Welsh issues, Welsh history, and the Welsh language. I could have piggybacked its success...stuck to a formula, so to speak...but chose not to. My new novel, The Mystical Milestone, is completely different: plot driven and most of the action takes place over a short period of time. It opens with a much troubled teenage girl; her glass is invariably half empty. Gradually, however, she overcomes her handicap. In her mid twenties a seemingly manageable event careers completely out of control...and she regresses. This sets the stage for a unique plot incorporating obsession, mysticism, loyalty, and faith; what more would you want?!!

AmeriCymru: The book is set on the Gower peninsula in south Wales. Can you describe the area a little for the benefit of our American readers? What made you choose this location?

Peter: When Yvonne and I are in Wales, Swansea is our base. It's location in itself is impressive, but to the west is a jewel: a small peninsula named Gower, blessed on its southern side with stunning bays and beautiful beaches while on its northern edge mysterious mudflats dominate. Sandwiched is the peninsula's spine, a ridge named Cefn Bryn. I love Gower's diversity and walk there regularly; it was an obvious setting for The Mystical Milestone. As the novel evolved, however, another attribute of Gower surfaced. At its western end is a village named Llangennydd. They say its church was founded almost fifteen hundred years ago; it strikes one as a sanctuary, sacred without doubt. Anyway, this church became central to The Mystical Milestone's plot.

AmeriCymru: How would you characterise the novel? Suspense? Supernatural thriller? How would you describe the books' thematic material?

Peter: I'd say that The Mystical Milestone is a psychological drama. Its plot has many dramatic twists and yet, at its heart is a love story.

AmeriCymru: When will the book be available and where can people buy it online?

Peter: The Mystical Milestone will be available in the UK from February 17th; available in all bookshops, from the publisher Y Lolfa, and at Amazon UK for 7.95 British Pounds. I myself will be distributing the novel in the US and copies will be available from March 24th for $13. By that date, purchase details will be included in the novel's website The Mythical Milestone . There too, more can be found on The Mystical Milestone...and on Tongue Tied as well.

AmeriCymru: What's next for Peter Griffiths?

Peter: It's funny you should ask this question. Both Tongue Tied and The Mystical Milestone evolved as novels; as I wrote they seemed to take on lives of their own. I'd be disappointed if I didn't write another novel, but I won't even dabble with one until I'm satisfied with the significance of its theme and fairly sure of the plot from beginning to end.

AmeriCymru: Any final message for the readers and members of AmeriCymru?

Peter: I would only add that a list of promotional events will soon appear on the novel's website.

Thanks Ceri and good luck, Peter.


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It has been way too long since I've visited my blog.
I didn't mean to wait so long, but life has a way of throwing curve balls.
We are at the end of the 9th week with no income.
When my husband was laid off, we knew finding a new job would be a nerve-wracking, and possibly lengthy, process.

We were right.

This is a scary time, not knowing what the future holds.
Although, we really never know what the future holds, do we?

So, while we are trying to get though this as gracefully as possible...
it is beginning to take it's toll, mentally and financially.

I force myself to see beyond the daily fear of the possible losses that can come from this unexpected lay-off.

The sunset's fiery glow through my studio window ~


Hours and hours of art projects to keep my mind clear.

Children's book illustrations are always an escape ~

Drawing


Salting


Painting.

You can purchase this original in my Etsy Shop .

Entitled: "Love is Blind."


Sometimes just savoring the view from my desk.
Colors
Gifts
Oddities
Music


More drawing.

Trees.
What is it about drawing trees?
I've loved drawing trees since I was a little girl ~


Add another tree ~


Slowly but surely working on the Tylwyth Teg (Welsh Faeries) illustrations ~


And...sometimes, I even need to take a break from art.
Just passing the time.

Clearing my mind.

A good book ~


Organizing my collection of Children's books ~


I recently found my old "Liddle Kiddles" book.
It was one of my very favorite books.

During that period in my life, I dreamed that my name was Vicki.
Unfortunately, I wrote Vicki right on the front of my treasured Liddle Kiddle book ~


I finally filled up each empty pane in the vintage window in my studio ~


Sometimes I just watch the puppies sleep in the warm winter sun ~


....and sometimes, I watch the wildflower seedlings ~


Growing every single day ~


These are difficult days.
Filled with fear and what-ifs.
But I am finding hope.
Hanging on to it.
Keeping it alive.
Nurturing it with art
and
books
and
puppies
and
the hope of new growth.

With no payroll check and only unemployment, we are, of course, scrambling to make ends meet.

I am having a storewide 20% off sale in my Etsy Shop .
Simply use coupon code HELPINGHAND when checking out.

I am really relying on my art as a means to help pay the mortgage and other bills.

So, if you see something you like, now would be a great time to purchase!

And....one more thing.
I chose to post about this at the very end of this ridiculously long blog post.

I wanted it to be at the end, assuming that most people would stop reading by the time they got to this part.

Simply and purely out of absolute embarrassment.

But, I just wanted to let you know that a friend started a GoFundMe
account for my family.

It is a very reputable crowdfunding company.
It's helped thousands of people get through financial tragedies.
GoFundMe also helps business start-ups as well.

Anyway, our job loss predicament fits the GoFundMe guidelines for donations.

We are hoping to raise $5,000.00, which would be enough to pay 3 mortgage payments and some groceries.

That was the suggested amount.

We are at just about 25% of our goal, so not yet enough to make a mortgage payment.

Anyway, if you would like to donate, simply click HERE .

Or...you might just rather buy some art.

Or...you might rather not do either one.

Which is totally fine!

This is such an embarrassing thing to do...
To ask for money.

But, these crowdfunding companies are doing great things for people that are in temporary hard times, like my family.

I've found that desperation can lead you to uncomfortable places in life.
You ask for things you normally wouldn't.
You find yourself scrambling in ways that you never thought you would.

Life can become a living nightmare....
that is, if you lose hope.

Which, so far, I haven't.
And for that, I feel blessed.

Until Next Time:
Kim
Gerushia's New World
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Y Lolfa Goes Green


By Ceri Shaw, 2014-02-13

Printing and publishing company Y Lolfa have decided to embrace green technology by installing a biomass system for heating its offices as well as its two large warehouses. The unit, which costs almost 100,000 will feed 30 radiators via water and also produce warm air to control the temperature of the paper and book stock.

Paul Williams, Production Manager at Y Lolfa, was responsible for ordering and running the system. One of our reasons for going this way was very simple: the increase in gas and electricity bills. This new system will be much cheaper while also being kind to the environment: its carbon neutral.

We installed some PV solar panels two years ago, and in spite of those years not being particularly sunny, they produced 8,000 per year of electricity for us via tariff rebate. Theyll have paid for themselves in another five years. The biomass system is supported by the governments RHI Renewable Heat Initiative and will be paid for in eight or nine years.

Its also simple to control. Paul explained that he can keep track of both systems performance from his Apple Mac. I can see exactly how much energy is produced each day, and how much we get paid for it. And theres no maintenance: the new unit feeds itself.

Both solar and biomass systems were installed by Dulas Ltd. from nearby Machynlleth. The unit itself is Austrian while the woodchip pellets are delivered by PBE Fuels of Haverfordwest, Pembrokeshire.

Garmon Gruffudd, Managing Director at Y Lolfa, said: Were very thankful to Paul for his leadership and detailed work. All the staff say our premises are now much more pleasant to work in. Its nice that we can be principled and economically sensible at the same time.

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