Galley slave to obsessive compulsive behavior

prior to passing thru cervix, buck naked bare

this grandson of Aaron, the sole heir –

foreshortened to Sol Aire

evinced (as shown via ultrasound),

which at birth became crystal clear,

an obsessive compulsive prone

human being, endear

ringly cute as a baby monkey possessed fear

some countenance tipping the scales needled gear

greater or lesser than seven pounds

(minus or plus a few ounces)

with a mass of dreadlocked hair,

otherwise a gangly sack of many a lovely bone,

whereat obstetricians

could not help himself but jeer

thus upon exiting birth canal found him twirling loose

kinky follicular fibers accord

ding to medical records,

a combination of his being bored

(with a really lee super strong arm penchant)

to sport dreadlocks, tough as hemp cord

an anomaly, which no app could compare,

boot nonetheless highly adored

resembling inimitable indestructible filaments,

when taut could lift off the ground a board

dillow, which no reference manual could address

even topnotch experts queried, could not explain

outrageous constituent rare

lee if never seen before, though still insured,

a novel boot nada so critical freak of nature ma lord

hirsute component part in a triple tier moored

substantial pressure upon the head,

entwining, looping, spilling somehow

interweaving umbilical cord

into a mass of whirled wide webbed wear suitable for

four seasons, which bamboozled,

grew like Kudzu into an immense globular mass galore

('bout the size of Rhode Island) after one year hoar

more, and wove in part from stem cell threads, nor

ceased proliferating after birth placenta

accrued intact and immediately put in cold store

room, a by very peculiar product

tinged with strands of blond hair

evoking how lioness would roar

cocooning, contriving, and conveying this (tiny tim) mud dude.