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DGJ in the USA
Sounds like an alphabet soup to me, but it rhymes and has cadence; so that's good. You did know I have 'letters' in music don't you? I mean, I'm as familiar with Tonic Sol-fa as I am with Tonic Water.
I'm thinking about getting my alumni people to throw in a few shillings so I can get the pleasure of viewing my very own pie (it will have to be a true 3.1429 inch diameter pie) pushed into DGJ's face! Just how many shillings are there in $50 anyway? I wonder if I can pay in guineas; we just don't hear too much about them anymore. They used to be very popular at the horse track, I recall.
One problem is, I need help with composing a dedication or message. Can I have one that expresses gratitude to all the barmen, barmaids and floor-sweepers that have helped me get back on my feet all these years?
I want to make a poem too. Can anyone help me find suitable words to rhyme with 'Twaddle' - without making any characterizations of my closing-time gait?
I'm hoping you will come to my aid, so I can do my bit to help send that man across the sea and get him out of the land of fathers for a few days. Let's hear that chant again:
David Garland Jones in American homes! David Garland Jones in American homes
Hello Mr. Swansea. Thank you for your offer to send me a few shillings to put toward my effort to send Mr DGJ over there.I also wanted to contribute to DGJ's wardrobe for that Costume Event at the WCE. Do you think this (photo taken by my student friend) will be an adequate head adornment for him?
You imply I am up to some nefarious deed, sir! All I want is to see everybody help get this guy to America and in the process for somebody to reward my years of knowledge-giving by presenting me with enough coins of the realm to buy myself a video of someone putting a pie in DGJ's face.
Well, I DO want all those helpful barroom souls to see my dedication. But if I want all the others (who I have long lost contact with, forgotten, never recalled, or have yet to meet) to also see the 'for-private-viewing-only' video,I will have to post it here?
I am a simple man, sir. Too much thinking confuses me when I am in a 'state of dryness'. I must repair to the other room to stabilize myself. There is a good strong brass rail there for me to hold on to and I hear the musical clinking of glassware.
Oh, thank you for asking me for my latest cryptic clue for your picture puzzle. Did I submit the right one? You have so many pictures.
Yes, the usual please. Blast, I didn't mean to type that, I was just thinking aloud as Bessie looked at me.
Ahhhh....I see what you're up to! I should add then, that the url is private BUT will be visible to anyone who has it........ i.e. IF you get a dedication and post it on the site it WILL be publicly viewable from the embed page. I'll get back to you with some rhymes later