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New Halloween
Waterloo
Peterloo
portaloo
no can do
in Manchester
Liverpool
Newcastle
Nottingham too
no can do
dead man's shoes
dead man's hand
do the right thing
you and all
hands face space
waste of space
new rules for scrubbed old hands
I'll try to remember
but feels like I'm back
in work or school
Eat Out to Help Out
aka Eat Out to Help The Virus
I was there too
I took the money
I dined at that trough
like everything else
masks constantly evolve
from the Lone Ranger
to the werewolf
from PPE
to mandatory wear
whilst enjoying the retail experience
to the jaundiced faces
of our corrupt politicians
first they wanted to save the NHS
now the mission is to save Christmas
but let’s get through this Halloween first
as the country closes its doors again
the leaves mulch and the light weakens
and the ghosts come back
to interrupted conversations
those things we wish we’d said