Our World King who art in Heaven

abhorred be thy name

thy fiefdom scum

thy will be dumb in slums 

as it is in Number 10

give us this day our daily dead

and forgive us our trepassses

as we forgive those that trespass against us 

and lead us not into infection

but deliver us our Hermes

for thine is the freedom

of power and fake stories

forever and never

amen