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My friend Justin:Your lips are like two flaps of fat. They go front and back and flapitty flap.Me:Collagen-filled, they're beefy beggars,Lips that beat against the nose,Habsburg-style are Schwarzenegger's,Someone slap him with a hose!Homer Simpson's underbiteDrooling simian pedigree,Louis Armstrong kept them tight,So did Dizzy Gillespie.Flapping at the poetry slam,Talking heads on id'jit box,Politicians' look like ham,Noise enough to stun an ox!
"Lantern fish seeks wife.Big, black mothering-type sought.I'll attach myself."
Cold air bitter dryHeater blasting oily fartsTime bring on the snow
Here's on about today's "snow" in Houston.One snowflake fallingMen with cameras attendLand on Linus' tongue
May I depart from the "lip" theme?Here's one about my microscope:Veiled microscope standsHog intestine fixed on slideGossamer shroud off!
Eat Summer petalsLips enclosing lovinglyA thorn and red blood
Cold yellow road sign"Don't step on your bottom lip"Shovel scoop Spring mud
OK, Gaabi. Here's one:Autumn ending nowWind blowing through fat red lipsSteam ascends to clouds
Hahaha, oh bay-BEE, she will be butt-uh in yor hands!I just noticed Justin's only needs one more syllable:Your lips are like twoflaps of fat. They go front andback and flapitty flap, flap.
Gaabi,I'm sorry you hurt your ankle. Remember the runner's acronym: R.I.C.E., that is, rest, ice, compression, elevation. Hope you feel better soon!But you've given me an inspiration...dare I say you are the catalyst for a spark of genius?The next time me and Debbie waller out a place on our mid-winter log cabin floor for a nice tussle, I am going to say, "Ma cheri, allow me to set your toes on FIE-uuuh... weez my crack torch!" Zen, I weel transport you to zee PEE-nuck-ehl of bliss by sucking zem one by one!"
Like two flaps of fattheir lips go flappity-flaphum like bees such crap