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We march like ancient warriors
along the rugged track,
To another field of battle
There is no looking back.
Our hearts are strong and wilful
Our hopes continue on
We are the veterans rugby team
Whose muscles have all gone.
The game begins and in no time,
we are praying for a rest
No violent scrums we settle in
like hens upon a nest.
The referee has abandoned hope
of controlling this debacle,
Our collective aim is to a man
avoid having to tackle.
Spectators few in number
There for memories sake
Stand and issue platitudes
Like mourners at a wake.
Our wives abandon us to chance
Of ever coming back
They see the pain that has no gain
and give us constant flack.
They say we men are obsolete
Mars usurped by Venus
Our worth is measured only
by the short length of our penis.
They demean us daily
saying boys they will be boys,
then replace us in the marital sack
with a range of sexual toys.
Yet we will fight on valiantly
sod our feminine side
We owe it to our brave young sons
To avoid the manhood slide.
So hardy veterans every where
Play on, theres no game finer.
Against the ever growing threat
The march of the vagina.
So get up off your knees, man
Support your local club.
If she says be home by six
her demanding you must snub.
Give her both barrels, my son
Reduce her to a pallor
And you and I will one day share
a brew in old Valhalla.
Glyn Scott
The Ruptured Bard.