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arms for taffs on the northwest forntier

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the first meeting was a little off due to the fact that upstairs at the albert was in use , the second pick was the lounge at the philamonic , a pick that with hindsight was not the best of course there were factors beyond our control , one being sgt maj gary hot from a week in the field , with cammo make up and mud on his boots , ( we now see the need for baby wipes) not only for faces and hands , the locals infact enjoyed this macho stance until the said nco after his sixth pint of ale with out a word , said the next time i go up the kyber from start to finish i dare a man to stop me , well three dezins fell in love with him and two fainted , the following melay ( cant spell frog words) lead to the end of the sub committe s meeting , but a certain nco has now a fan club that he would not like his friend or family members to know about
updated by @dave-martin: 12/04/15 03:57:45PM

wheres sgt maj williams when you need him?

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as a member of the up the kyber subcommitte i floor the motion that under no circumstances shall the said debait be moved from the former darts room of the old arcade to the phil

wheres sgt maj williams when you need him?

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hot news item , in a MOD news item today it was reveiled today that the armed forces are being culled of welsh men to man a super regiment to be deployed in the kyber pass , sources close to MOD that wish to be unamed told reporters that the method of operation is to drop barrels of brains sa behind the taliban , in a related news item today brains brewery told bbc wales that is is "'backing the attack" with the sas , sa super strenght a export only version of the breakfast of champions

wheres sgt maj williams when you need him?

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wait a mo let a squadie judge a drinking contest you want to die of thirst the bugger will swill it all judging if its fit for compertion ,

wheres sgt maj williams when you need him?

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i got a great idea why dont we start a fund to supply welsh troops going up the kyber pass with barrette 50 cal sniper rifles or better still lee enfield 303 s with a 12inch bayonett you can get a mint 303 for $125 , far better than the pop guns they are sending the up there with

wheres sgt maj williams when you need him?

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off sodding around the north west frontier again , does he know how much bullets cost the tax payer? and then he wants baby wipes cant make do with real mod sandpaper ,
updated by @dave-martin: 12/04/15 03:57:45PM

no kilts please we are welsh

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whot no dai cap four sizes too big?

no kilts please we are welsh

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mr chair man on a pint oops point of order here boys this issue was brought befor the sub committe of darts and skittles teams this many moths past in the said meeting , it was stated that a committe members token was valid or failing that the chairman of the said committe should pull the nye bevin token to settle all issues ,

no kilts please we are welsh

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i think we should form a sub committe to the sub committe for historicly correct workmens clothing taking into fact the sub committe for womens rights in the work place have already lodged a complaint about the term workmans clothes and given the fact that dai caps have now been deemed ecofriendly providing that the wool for the said caps was gather,d by hand and not sheared , we still have a major stumbling block with green peace over the fact that the white silk scarafs are organic , and for christ or mohammeds do not use the term burbury when talking about macs

no kilts please we are welsh

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taking the chairman of the sub committe for industrial clothing to task ( aboveground division) i submit that the haversack aka gas mask bag, for the use of should be nomonated as the first icon of the working welsh , given the fact that the sub committe for indrustrial clothing over view held their last meeting at the phil and certain members of the said committe fell fowl to the deziens of the aformention public house , its with great joy that i support their vote on the white one quart billy can enamled with cup for the use of as a icon of the working welsh , althought i reserve my comments on certain members of said committe on their actions during and after their voting , i thought married men never acted like that