Jack, I hate to remind you, but the TSA probably took a picture of it through your clothing when you reentered the country but whether or not Fleet Street is interested is yet to be seen.

Jack, it's good to see you back home.

A typical grocery market (which could be anywhere) with a stack of karaoke machines on sale (trying to compete with local electronic outlets). A customer steps up and takes the microphone of the one, demo machine on display and begins to sing...

updated by @harold-powell: 11/11/15 10:38:25PM