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Auryaun Music News: January 2011 eNewsletter
Happy New Year!
From Auryaun:
So much has happened since the year began! First, I want to thank the winners of the "i am me/am i not?" promo! I loved reading about your stories and I feel enriched by your sharing. I know I have the best fans in the world!
Here's to having a spectacular 2011 where nothing holds us back from pursuing the best of what we want!
Love,
Auryaun
(aka Noelle Hughes)
Video update
The "Deeper Understanding" video is coming along nicely! We are at the point where we could use some help in the following areas:
- Various extras for filming (see below)
- Camera people
The extras we'd like to track down are:
- An elephant
- A belly dancer
- A Maharani
Yup, that's right!
Cool stuff for you if you can find these items.
Bragging rights. Yeah? Who else could say they got an ELEPHANT for a video?!?
We got hoodies. Awesome, faboo, super-thick, high-quality and soft, with the cover art for "i am me/am i not?" distinctive and cool.
We got t-shirts. Your choice of "i am me/am i not?" artwork or "broken heart" art. High-quality cotton-poly blend fabric.
We got travel mugs with the "i am me/am i not?" artwork. Auryaun says, "Been using mine for nearly two years now and I get compliments on it wherever I go. Super coolio."
We got a super-cool CD. Have you heard it yet? Yeah. We bet you haven't. It's really, really, really good.
Auryaun says, "I suck at self-promotion. You suck for not having bought the awesome CD yet."
How to Not Suck
Auryaun here.
Hey what's up with the telling me how much you like my voice or my music but then not writing a review in iTunes or Amazon ?
You Will Want to Know Me
But hey, guess what? I'm gonna be a bazillionaire and you're gonna want to be my best friend. You wanna know why?
No, not because of the video.
No, not because of the album. Although these are incredibly cool and the main reason for my writing this to you.
It's because I got the most amazing fricken idea this weekend. I'm gonna blow your mind all over your kitchen. Nobody else is doing what I'm gonna do.
Not.
One.
Single.
Person.
And then everybody is gonna know about my music and you will be the coolest person you know because you can say you knew me back when.
Your Chance is Now
You not only get to be an early adopter, you get to be somebody who participated in the making of the coolest fricken video ever made.
So who do you know that can get me an elephant?
Preferably to be filmed walking through the Arizona desert with the mesas in the background with a Maharani on its back, but I'll settle for a green screen.
Gotta have the Maharani on its back, though.
Email me .
On Amazon: The CD That Started it All
Auryaun's CD, i am me/am i not? available through Amazon .
As always, we look forward to hearing from you !It's true.
Please comment below if you know an elephant, or know someone who either has an elephant or knows someone who knows or has an elephant, or wants to participate in the video in some other way.
We do also need other extras for the video. Don't forget the belly dancer!
Memo To Border Patrol
No direct contact with alien species....repeat no direct contact with alien species...wait until Chief AmeriCymru Diplomat and linguistics expert ( Dr Henry Kissinger picture below ) arrives. He is easily identifiable by his slight lisp:-
Please remind Border Patrol that the proper means of address to the Chief Male elephant of the herd is, "Caw-CAW-c'-CAW!", which translates to, "Greetings, fine leader", and not, "Caw-Caw-Caw", which translates to, "Your main herd Cow Mother's trunk is filled with bird droppings." We had a rough time sorting that one out.
Oh! And if you could let them know that I'm specifically looking for NON-equity (no SAG or AFTRA members, please!). My budget is pretty much non-existent for this, so it's kind of a glory thing.
The entire fictional resources of this site are at your disposal. If these are not sufficient,....we will invent some more.
AmeriCymru One has been scrambled:-
Welsh Border Patrol has been alerted:-
AmeriCymru is scouring the planet for elephants even as we speak......particularly the rare Welsh elephant which is known to wander the plains above Fochriw.
If you are an elephant please contact me immediately. Airfare not an issue, I have upgrades available.
It's not often we get to feature urgent appeals for Elephants on AmeriCymru....we'll do our best to assist