Andy Powell the six foot four Welsh back row forward was dropped from the Welsh rugby side yesterday for committing one of the most heinous crimes known to mankind. What was it I hear you ask. Murder? Arson? Stealing Beer. No! The answer you're looking for is that he drove a golf buggy whilst tanked after a night of revelry celebrating the defeat of Scotland

In retrospect his punishment was light considering the fact that he was on the M4 motorway at the time and he will appear before magistrates soon. However, as no one was hurt I must say it made me smile.

PS

I once knew a guy who had a fondness for trumpets and alcohol. He was arrested on the Stag square Treorchy, after some memorable hammering of England, for attempting to play some tune on his instrument at three thirty in the morning. The charge sheet read that " .... he did blow upon his horn in a manner likely to cause a breach of the piece" (sic)