NOW LOOK HERE!IT'S ALL VERY WELL THE BLOODY INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE SELECTING RUGGER AND MUD WRESTLING WOMEN ( GOOD GOD! ) FOR BLIGHTY IN 2012. BUT REALLY! IS IT APPROPOS I SAY?THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER SPORTS THAT COULD FILL THE GAP IF THE AVANT-GARDE IS REQUIRED. CORACLE RACING FOR ONE AND PEASANT SHOOTING FOR ANOTHER. WHAT ABOUT A THREE LEGGED MARATHON RACE TAKING IN TWENTY PUBS WHERE A PINT MUST BE CONSUMED AT EACH HALT? COME TO THINK OF IT I COULD ENTER THAT ONE MYSELF.I'LL HAVE TO HAVE A WORD WITH THE MEMSAHIB.D'YA KNOW? I ONCE SAW AN EGG AND SPOON RACE IN INDJA WHERE THE EGGS BELONGED TO CAPTURED COBRAS. IT'S TRUE. THE LOCAL LOWER CASTE'S WERE SENT ORF WITH AN EGG TIED TO THEIR ARSES WHILST THE COBRAS WERE RELEASED TEN FEET BEHIND THEM. I REMEMBER THINKING CARL LEWIS WAS SLOW IN COMPARISON AS GUPTAH KARACHI COVERED THE MEASURED MILE IN UNDER THREE MINUTES.WOULDN'T BE ALLOWED NOW OF COURSE; ANIMAL CRUELTY AND ALL THAT!TOODLE PIPQWT