I Left My Bus Fare at the Pub, and......
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I'll count them for you mate

Its funny you should mention the stairs thing because when i was a kid I had a habit of jumping out of trees. I would climb them and then see how high up I could get before jumping out. Luckily I grew out of that before I discovered the joys of alcohol. I,m not sure that throwing yourself at the ground from 30 ft in the air is a good idea after a gallon of S.A.